M "Because my cousin liked you and he begged me to end it so he could have a chance"
L "But why did you do it so coldly?"
M "Because i didn't want you to like me anymore because if you did my cousin still woundn't have any chances of sleeping with you"
L "Wait.WHAT? Sleeping with me but I don't even like him!Not even in the hell!why would I get in bed with him? And how long has he felt this way?"
M "Oh yeah. He's been wanting to f**k you up for a long time now"
M "And ever since we broke up I cantstop thinking about you.I've been dreaming about me having sex with you.And I feel like I NEED to be inside you"
L "Oh Micheal I didn'tknow you cared so much"
M "Lorae,if I knew I would love you so much I wouldn't have let you go, Lorae' will you mar..."
And at that moment my friends and his ho finished shopping and suddenly Vanessa (thats his hoe's name) she started shouting
V "Your such a slut! Why are you pushing up on my man"
L "Im no slut!"
V "Oh really anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice."
L "Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!"
V "Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull? "
L "Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? "
V "Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!"
L "I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat. "
v "I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it."
M "Hey girls stop arguing"
Then my friend Sam said
S "Why are you blaming them for arguing your the one who brougt your gf and ex-gf to the same place"
V "Im tired of this s**t I'd like to see things from Lorae's point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."
L"Im going home you talk too much I bet your mother has a loud bark! "
And then I went home and started wadering what he was going to say?I thik he wanted to marry me.What should I do?









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